You know the saying of "Who Else Can Become a Great CSI Agent, But A Woman"? OK there
isn't such saying actually but I, on behalf of everyone, am so certain of that. Actually a great stalker but
CSI Agent is a bit subtle kan.
You give a woman one name (preferably full name haha), and
she will do her very best to dig out pictures, spend her time reading comments
to that pictures, checking out the profile of those people commented at that
pictures, the likers of the pictures, the friends, the exes, the cousins, the
youtube links, the hobby, the everyf-thing.
TRUE STORY #1
I used to have a business page at Instagram and a friend approached me requesting to ‘borrow’ the page so that she could use it to ‘request to follow’ this one particular person and stalk her. I asked her why. “I just have to know my boyfriend’s ex”. Oh-kay. Ain't we all gurrrll.. hehe. And after a short period of time ‘borrowing’ my business page, she requested again the week after. “In case I missed anything the first time or maybe there is another update”. Haha. I gave her the password anyway. #sistersinIslam #tolongmenolong
I used to have a business page at Instagram and a friend approached me requesting to ‘borrow’ the page so that she could use it to ‘request to follow’ this one particular person and stalk her. I asked her why. “I just have to know my boyfriend’s ex”. Oh-kay. Ain't we all gurrrll.. hehe. And after a short period of time ‘borrowing’ my business page, she requested again the week after. “In case I missed anything the first time or maybe there is another update”. Haha. I gave her the password anyway. #sistersinIslam #tolongmenolong
(P/S Dear women-readers, i know you are thinking of it, but I
dont have the business page anymore so y'all can try other options k haha
#imkidding #pleasePMme)
Who would go to that extent? A WOMAN with her “i-just-have-to-know”
reason.
TRUE STORY#2
Another friend of mine, with her “i-just-have-to-know”
reason, scrolled down down down until the very first picture of a guy (I'm talking about a total of 600+ of
them), his tagged photos (in case he did not upload that photo, she just had to
look at his pictures uploaded by his friends), his followings, his
followers, the percentage of women being his followers, and that is just from
Instagram. Belum masuk FB, and even LinkedIn. #superwoman
Yelah, before kenal kene la stalk dulu kan hihi.
Yelah, before kenal kene la stalk dulu kan hihi.
Yes i have these friends with such great ability (and free time? =p) And I love 'em. (I could actually
use their services one day)
ok back to work.
xoxo
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